I'll have you know the hot plate is simply so I can cook things that don't require a microwave. My studio doesn't have room for a real kitchen. I do a lot of eating out and getting take away, but sometimes a guy just wants some god damn pasta that was made with real boiling water and not by putting a bowl of water and noodles in the microwave and hoping for the best.
I'm not a random dude. We've spoken what, twice? We're the best of friends. I know all about your sister's scary doll collection. We're practically family.