Woah, calm down. I'm not going to do anything. If I'd wanted to do anything would I really just have broadcasted that all over the internet or cared about getting her back where she belongs? I'm not in a towel anymore! She's the one who just appeared out of nowhere when I was in the shower! Not with me!
..I'm not helping. But seriously, come get her. She's fine.
[Private filter] Even giving you my address willingly, just not out to the free world. [address]