I was the go to guy for a gardening company just outside of Bristol once upon a time, but I dunno if that really counts. They had two computers to their name. The way they attracted viruses, though, it really was a full time job. Not to mention not one of the employees so much as understood how to make a spreadsheet.
You can expect my resume ASAP. I don't care if it makes me look desperate, since I've already made that fact pretty clear.