Har, har. Laugh all you want. At least I'm not THAT awkward in person, good god.
Okay, remember when I said I was a productive American citizen? I lied. I'm lazy. I like it when food's made for me instead of making it myself. Rogue spoiled me.
A screwdriver bar! Maybe little bullets wrapped in ribbon for party favors? But lingerie is pretty do-able. Get her one of those sexy aprons to make breakfast with.