Sure, and if you didn't already have a history of being passive aggressive and wanting to always have the last word, it would be a lot more believable. Alas, you do have that history so I'm going to take that story with a grain of salt.
Of course I'm wrong, because anyone who disagrees with you is wrong. See, if you didn't keep pulling shit that makes you look like one, the times you aren't might actually stick. So far though? Not happening.