As someone who had their eating, sleeping, showering, and general life schedule disrupted by being invisibly linked to you trust me when I say that this post proves you do a great job at embarrassing yourself - there's no need for me to ever interfere with that.
You announced it on the net, so I thought you must want something. If you change your mind let me know, but I assure you I wouldn't have 'ruined' the high school keg party celebration or whatever it is you're doing.