Ouch. Taking the boyfriend but not the guy from the park who thought your ass looked amazing in the yoga pants? That's a blow.
Also, please note my jealousy.
That would ruin everything for you? I would pay money to see Athos standing in the middle of a set where they film porn, and D'Artagnan passing out beside him.
I could die a happy man.
You're on the security side of government? Does that mean you get to carry handcuffs?