D'Artagnan got woozy at the word "fluids." In any case, while I agree a group venture to such a place is most certainly needed, I think I owe Porthos a bit of some one-on-one time. To make up for all I put him through. (He's very excited about this, I can't imagine taking that away from him, you see.) Also, imagining Athos standing in the middle of a set where they film porn is the bleakest thing I can think of. It'd ruin everything for me.
You know, I'd like to point out that I'm in the security side of government. It's just so happens there's little to secure right now.