Finn/Damon
They would have more problems with the fact that I married a girl who was only out of high school by a year, even if we didn't go out until she was out of school and 18. I'm not that much older, but still. I think they can handle a cologne campaign.
That said, I'm not really telling them it's out there.
I have one. I gave mine to a wizard to make a replica. He can make this shit work. He's making one for Kol, too.