That is shameful. Shameful. Where is your inner child? Where is your joy?
Only if you're going to be weird about it. Why would you even want to deny a rumor like that?
I mean, do you even see how happy you could make some kid? Like, you know those millionaires who dress up like superheros and visit sick kids at hospitals? You have a licence to growl and say "Argh!" and you're turning it down?