Now that is a true statement. However, when the entire crowd is removing their pants and cheering about it.. why not hop on the bandwagon, right?
So why removing their pants? You could have said anything, but you chose removing their pants. It's curious.
You say I hit her, like I hit her. I nudged her with my car and I'm quite sure she's just as beautiful now as she was before I gently tapped her with the bumper of my car.
I do hope she's not too upset about it. I think I might have gotten her a little worked up with all of my teasing. I'd like to make it up to her. Perhaps you can speak to her on my behalf? I'll take you both out to dinner. You can bicker back and forth about how awful I am while eating lobster.