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Eowyn Eadig will not be caged. ([info]alwaysbechosen) wrote in [info]valarnet,
@ 2012-07-06 17:49:00

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Entry tags:clint barton (hawkeye), eowyn, galadriel, khamul, merry brandybuck, river tam

Okay, who's the wiseass who put a flippin' broadsword in my cubicle?

I don't need to fight orcs at my job or anything. The people in the mailroom aren't that bad.


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[info]artanis
2012-07-07 12:51 am UTC (link)
Did you say Orcs

You never know when you might need a broadsword at work.

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[info]alwaysbechosen
2012-07-07 12:54 am UTC (link)
The floor has yet to be attacked by oliphants, thankfully. I wouldn't put it past HR though.

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[info]artanis
2012-07-07 12:58 am UTC (link)
Oliphants? That's an interesting way to spell that word.

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[info]alwaysbechosen
2012-07-07 01:57 am UTC (link)
Yeah, that's what the elf in the dream called them. I might be spelling it wrong.

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[info]artanis
2012-07-07 02:02 am UTC (link)
Funny. That's what elephants are called in my dream world as well.

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[info]alwaysbechosen
2012-07-07 02:06 am UTC (link)
You're kidding.

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[info]artanis
2012-07-07 02:09 am UTC (link)
Do you also dream of Middle-Earth?

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[info]alwaysbechosen
2012-07-07 02:10 am UTC (link)
I haven't really heard that term.

Just Pelennor Fields and Rohan.

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[info]artanis
2012-07-07 02:11 am UTC (link)
Both of those places are in Middle-Earth.

Would it be too rude of me to ask your name? My name is Galadriel.

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[info]alwaysbechosen
2012-07-07 02:11 am UTC (link)
Really? Huh.

It's not rude. I'm Eowyn, honestly, very nice to meet you.

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[info]artanis
2012-07-07 02:13 am UTC (link)
Eowyn. I've heard tale of you. I met you at Aragorn's wedding You are a brave woman.

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[info]alwaysbechosen
2012-07-07 02:13 am UTC (link)
Wait, what?

You've heard of me fighting the Orcs?

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[info]artanis
2012-07-07 02:14 am UTC (link)
And other foes as well.

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[info]alwaysbechosen
2012-07-07 02:16 am UTC (link)
I didn't really count the elephants oliphants.

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[info]artanis
2012-07-07 02:19 am UTC (link)
Perhaps more dreaming will reveal my meaning.

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[info]alwaysbechosen
2012-07-07 02:23 am UTC (link)
Luckily it's the weekend. I have a whole lot of dreaming scheduled in.

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[info]artanis
2012-07-07 02:29 am UTC (link)
Feel free to come to me about your dreams anytime, Eowyn.

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[info]purpleman
2012-07-07 12:55 am UTC (link)
That sounds incredibly cool. Well, maybe not so much WHERE it showed up. I guess it could make you look a little crazy. Think you can heft it?

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Clint
[info]alwaysbechosen
2012-07-07 12:57 am UTC (link)
It's the one from my dream. I'm sure of it.

It's like it was made for me. I need an orc to test it out though.

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[info]purpleman
2012-07-07 01:01 am UTC (link)
Well, they may not be orcs, but I have some humanlike targets at the range that we could set up for you.

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Clint
[info]alwaysbechosen
2012-07-07 01:01 am UTC (link)
Close enough!

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[info]fixingyourbible
2012-07-07 02:48 am UTC (link)
You never know with these corporate businesses.

There might be orcs in the basement, it never hurts to be prepared.

One of these days they'll come charging out of the elevator demanding equal rights and a break room, and you'll be the only one who can fight them!

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[info]alwaysbechosen
2012-07-07 02:53 am UTC (link)
They would come out of IT. That'd just be typical.

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[info]fixingyourbible
2012-07-07 03:10 am UTC (link)
Those pesky orcs, so very highly intelligent and good with computers. They've been among us this entire time, with the perfect cover. No one has ever suspected a thing until now.

Most people who work in IT seem to think of the rest of us as some other species, so it makes perfect sense.

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[info]alwaysbechosen
2012-07-07 03:11 am UTC (link)
It's the perfect setting for class warfare, actually.

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[info]fixingyourbible
2012-07-07 03:15 am UTC (link)
Which side would you be on in that kind of conflict?

I think I'm glad that I'm not an orc.

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[info]alwaysbechosen
2012-07-07 03:16 am UTC (link)
Beats me. Someone just gave me a sword, not instructions for it.

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[info]fixingyourbible
2012-07-07 03:24 am UTC (link)
The pointy end goes into the orc.

*helpful!*

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[info]khamul
2012-07-07 03:22 am UTC (link)
You got a sword too?

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[info]alwaysbechosen
2012-07-07 03:23 am UTC (link)
Modified broadsword.

Who is going around handing out swords?

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[info]khamul
2012-07-07 03:25 am UTC (link)
I don't know. Swords and rings.

Mine looks very old. But well-taken care of.

It was someone else's in my dreams.

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[info]alwaysbechosen
2012-07-07 03:25 am UTC (link)
Okay, that's strange.

Mine was my own.

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[info]khamul
2012-07-07 03:32 am UTC (link)
She was mine anyway, and I hers

The sword is thirsty.

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[info]alwaysbechosen
2012-07-07 03:33 am UTC (link)
And I see we've entered the creepy part of the evening.

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[info]khamul
2012-07-07 03:36 am UTC (link)
It's better than the ring whispering at me.

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[info]young_buck
2012-07-07 03:51 am UTC (link)
Wait. Let me get this straight. Someone brought a sword into the office??

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[info]alwaysbechosen
2012-07-07 03:53 am UTC (link)
Well, my cube is in my office. So yes, technically.

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[info]young_buck
2012-07-07 03:54 am UTC (link)
As a joke??

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[info]alwaysbechosen
2012-07-07 03:57 am UTC (link)
Beats me.

It's the sword from my dream.

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[info]young_buck
2012-07-07 05:33 pm UTC (link)
Oh, god. Not you, too.

Sword is out of the office now, right?

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