[ Loki ]
So, what, the brother just sat up on his throne and waved a wand around? Like 'You, you get to be the God of Unicorns and Rainbows, and You, here's a hammer that picks the worthy, good luck with that God of Thunder, and YOU, You're gonna be the God of Silver Tongued Mischief, Madness, and Wearin' the Color Green Like a Badass'
And all you get to do about is say 'Alright'?
That shit's messed up.
Not even a little bit, no. 'Cause I know for a fact that men like us have at least eighteen game plans when it comes to our deaths, and only a small handful of them involve actually dyin'.