If you're the one who shagged and then hired on my sis, I'm going to kill you. Or at least shoot you.. Don't worry, I know at least two people to consult on how to miss a major artery. Or do worry, because I might ignore them.[backspace key is angrily stabbed with an index finger]
I reluctantly have to give you props for the fallout shelter and tampon barter system. Mind you, that's with the utmost reluctance.