The name is PETER WISDOM. I go by PETE, ARSEHOLE, or I'm sometimes known as STOP KICKING MY FACE IN, YOU. I am a very extremely disgruntled individual that deals in toy shipments (unfortunately it's the non-sexy variety, especially in times like these) and I am beyond extremely disgruntled right now, because UTERUS.
And if it starts spilling out red, I am going to be set on kill. No one and nothing is going to be safe. More red will be spilled. What a catastrophe.
...and cheers for genuinely meaning that. Hopefully no one else you know has been hit with this utter complete rubbish.