You'd better not make me regret trying to help you.
Damon, just take a deep breath. This will not last forever. A week at the most. It might not be something you've ever wanted, but there's nothing you can do about it right now. I'll be the first to admit that I find it incredibly amusing, but I can understand why this is freaking you out, but you need to calm down. We all know what can happen when vampire you gets too worked up and no one, I'm sure especially not you, wants that to happen.
I know I'm probably the last person you want to hear from, but what kind of best friend would I be to Stefan if I didn't try to talk his brother off the edge?