Director Fury, Ma'am, of The Agency. You know, that government organization that handles all the 'weird shit' that happens here.
'Weird shit' is our actual operating term for it.
In any case, that there is what I believe you're all callin' a 'dream object', and the fine young man that's posting to you above me kind of has an otherwordly attachment to the thing.
So if you ain't gonna bring it in so we can tell him to come pick his shit up, maybe you want to just let him come and get it.