Oh I know... and I've got Portia making me the most beautiful dress and a trip to Japan soon to finalize details and I was actually looking forward to all of that! And taste testing cakes to make sure they taste like jaffa cakes...
I want all of it, I want the most gaily gay wedding in the history of gay weddings, but I think probably the guys on Sex and the City already won that one!
... You talked me back into it, okay, but seriously, I'm going to go insane if my mother doesn't start being less of an epic bitch.