Kíli could have anything down his trousers. (_kili_) wrote in valarnet,
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I'M CALM! ITS JUST THAT WE'RE VERY OPINIONATED ABOUT SUCH THINGS. AND APPARENTLY VERY GREEDY.
Oh, sorry? Caps lock was on!
I'm so relieved that you'll help me with this problem! I mean the short problem, not the hair problem because...the hair problem...I NEED TO GROW A BEARD. Even the hair on top's growing like a weed, but not on the face!
WHY IS IT NOT ON MY FACE?! I'M OLD ENOUGH FOR A BRAIDABLE GOATEE, AT THE VERY LEAST.
Oh, sorry. Caps lock was on! Again.
So yes! Please. If you could help me think of a way to break it to her without actually breaking the dream truth to her? Then I might be able to rest much easier.