Kíli could have anything down his trousers. (_kili_) wrote in valarnet,
THIS IS GREAT!
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My friend, Tauriel, suggested I talk to the ranch doctor. I work there too! I'm the current archery tutor! I don't know if you've heard us yelling by the range, but that would be me that's contributing to the yell festival.
I need a doctor to look at me, and so I volunteer for you to use that medical scanner thing on me if you'd like to figure it out? If it explodes me that's quite all right. I need a doctor to say I'm shrinking but not dying, so my mother will stop doing that chopping onions crying face thing.
She now not only thinks I'm reckless, but that I'm imploding!