That's so conscientious of you! I'm sure he sees it as an entirely mutual situation, since he's the boss.
Oh my god. I am so onto you two now. Of COURSE Boromir would want to be the boss. And here I was thinking Faramir was ragingly gay? WRONG. That is so hot that he's into Texan guy and...wait...wait...THIS MAKES SENSE WHY HE WAS ALWAYS TALKING ABOUT WALKER, TEXAS RANGER. Obvious clues were OBVIOUS.
Aww, that's so nice! What a good and profoundly understanding friend you are. I wish I knew what it was like to be in jail, but I'm afraid I don't. Don't drop the soap? Or wait, that's prison bitches. My bad! Did the dental floss really work? I hope it was unflavored because minty fresh wounds doesn't seem like a great idea. :)