Eothain is fresh out of fucks to give. (eothain) wrote in valarnet,
Suck. I bet you're hot. If you're not that's ok too. At least you have a kick ass sense of humor and I'd bone you at least once, but probably not a second time. I don't roll that way too often.
I can find my own amateur porn thanks.
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You seem chill so if you need any herbal remedies let me know. [burn phone, phone #] I'll cut you a sweet deal. No fucking necessary.