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Eothain is fresh out of fucks to give. (
eothain
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Hahaha! gross.
ok. A poor dude meets a rich dude around Christmas. So the poor dude asks the rich dude, "What are you getting your wife for Christmas?"
The rich dude says, "Diamond earrings and a Mercedes."
The poor dude is all like, "Why are you getting her two gifts?"
The rich dude tells him, "Well, if she doesn't like the earrings she can drive to the store and exchange them."
The poor dude nods like that seems like a good idea. That's when the rich dude asks, "What are you getting your wife this year?"
The poor dude thinks about it for a second and says, "A pair of slippers and a dildo." like a bad ass.
The rich dude is floored and totally asks him, "Why those two things?"
The poor dude tells him, "This way, if she doesn't like the slippers she can go fuck herself."
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