Eothain is fresh out of fucks to give. (eothain) wrote in valarnet,
Ha ha true fucking fact. That's awesome.
ok. So this guy walks into a bank and says to a teller, "I want to open a fucking checking account."
The woman is offended because she's got a bug up her ass and tells him, "Excuse me, but that kind of language isn't tolerated here." And she goes and gets the manager. The manager is pretty much like wth and goes back to the window and tells the guy, "What seems to be the problem here?"
The guy's like, "There's no fucking problem. I won millions of dollars from the damn lottery and I want to put my fucking money in this damn bank."
The manager's all, "I see. Is this bitch giving you a hard time, sir?"