Eothain is fresh out of fucks to give. (eothain) wrote in valarnet,
ohhh i c. looooooooool that so wrong.
ok. So a man walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm. His wife is lying in bed reading a book or whatever the fuck it is that wives do when they aren't sleeping or fucking in there.
The man is all, "This is the pig I have sex with when you've got a headache."
The wife goes, "I think you'll find that is a sheep."
And the dude is all, "I think you'll find I was talking to the sheep."