No offense, but I am just not the carpool type. I also tend to work hours that most people would find insane, or live in my office.
Plus, I get the feeling like as cool as you seem to be, we'd be fighting over who was gonna drive. Since you're probably gonna be working for me soon, I don't think we need to get into fights about that shit.
What kind of cruel doctors take away a man's eyepatch?