Eothain is fresh out of fucks to give. (eothain) wrote in valarnet,
I'm twenty seven in a nine year old's body. What're you going to do? Feed me salad so I get healthier somehow?
You're welcome.
No, seriously. Here. Eomer's way reliable to the point it's boring as hell, he never does anything wrong, he's squeaky clean, and he totally looks out for a-holes like me when I'm stuck in a nine year old's body.
So hire him. He's awesome.
Happy? I hope so. I meant it, including the boring part. Gimme a beer.