HA! Ha ha! Scicluna? That twat wasn't ever my girlfriend. Unless I only had a girlfriend for a grand total of two hours, who was a slappy bossy butch bitch, and insisted on a hate fucking. Which, you know, I had enough bloody incentive to oblige.
Aww. If she said I was her ex at some point, then she must miss me. Pity that I've been there and done that, didn't want it again.
Lesbian clubs would suit her, though. And they're so convenient for you to duck into. Perfect place to hide, really.
"Oh no, I fear that I'm being tailed."
"Look there, yonder convenient lesbian club!"
"Quick, everyone inside!"
Unfortunately, it only works if one has tits so they can blend in.