Kíli could have anything down his trousers. (_kili_) wrote in valarnet,
*still oblivious!* (since he's still got an upcoming doc visit lol)
A what? Now that's rather silly. Everything seemed normal size to me. I dreamed of dwarves but I'm not one! I suppose this might be one of those rather funny dreams people are having? No way am I THAT SHORT. I'm 5'7 and 3/4". What are you on about?!
I thought you were a good chap, but I can see you're being a bit of an ass by name calling over the internet like that. Why would Tauriel, who's so nice, be friends with an ass?!