Eothain is fresh out of fucks to give. (eothain) wrote in valarnet,
Really. Can't stutter while typing.
Because no one else would play Who Can Get Hit In The Head Hardest With A Stick with you, or go flatten the tires of the pig mobiles at the local donut shop so we could laugh at them when they tried to burn fucking rubber when they got a call, or throw rocks at that old dude's trailer so he would come out shooting at us.
I made your childhood epic. Best recognize my powah.