It varied on who asked, but if it was someone who annoyed me I told them it was a bruise from all the times they made me facepalm.
Oh joy.
Let's not talk about debriefs and presentations. I'll start having endless paperwork flashbacks. I once got assigned to assist on a field day, the inspections themselves weren't awful but the shit I got from the men for weeks after was a pain.
'The most badass of God's angelic host' I need that on like a pin or a name tag or something.