I have an extra textbook I assign my first year culinary students to develop the essentials for cooking and it contains some basic recipes, if you really want to learn you, Kili, you are more than welcome to have it.
I don't blame you. Standing in one place can be tedious. Luckily, in this business, there's always something else that needs to be done.
Oh, stop it. Knowing what it is doesn't change a thing. Besides, it is good for your eyes benefits for your hand-eye coordination for catching.