Aramis
Who knew? Well. It's not that complicated. He's an idiot who thinks dating is weakness or something, and I'm the moron who kind of fancies him but doesn't want to because he's going to trample my heart with his gorgeous shoes.
We can be friends. If he whinges about me showing you around, he can just shut up.
I am. My appendix ruptured a few days ago. It's all right though, I'm on drugs now so it's lovely.