Rachel
Oh, no! I'm not embarrassed in the greater scheme. I just ... well, it's important to me that you're okay with this. Whatever it may be. If you didn't like me, I'd tell Scott we just had to be friends. I work with too many people your age and younger, I guess, to not worry about what you think.
Underwear would actually have been funnier, I think, if only because I think your dad might turn a color that matches his visor.