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Irina Derevko ([info]derevko) wrote in [info]valarnet,
Oh, the darkest. For example, one of my favorite jokes:

A newly arrived immigrant from Russia tried his best to answer some questions posed by a journalist: "How was life for you in Russia?"

"Couldn't complain".

"Did you like your job there?"

"Couldn't complain".

"And how was your children's schooling?"

"Couldn't complain".

"So, were you happy in Russia?"

"Couldn't complain".

"Well then," the journalist queried, "if you couldn't complain, why did you come to America?"

"Because here I can complain!"

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