Not so certain on the proud part at this juncture, but I've got loud covered well enough. Nothing wrong with a little ranting and raving, now and again.
1.) I'll get back to you after the third bottle. Though that involves fetching said third bottle, which involves going out, and I can't be arsed at this juncture. I barely made it into a sitting position.
2.) There's only a few good reasons why any human being should have to run: Lions, tigers, bears, zombies, buildings about to fall down on you, and anything involving explosives. Any other reason is shite and I'm not having it. Especially not right now.
3.) Highly. Wiring is a time-consuming pain to figure out, if there's a short somewhere in the system. And if there's a female involved, it's a foregone conclusion that things have gone past being a pain, and more into the realm of torture and executions to put one out of their bloody misery.
4.) Nothing mechanical or electrical? I'm entirely out of my element. Fuck the outdoors, you all can have at it.
5.) Someone has to either mock or warn the public of their sheer evil. Because I'm allergic.