Why don't you simply stick to the occult shite, since there's likely a very long list of sex supply shops all over the place. It is America, after all. I can't believe I'm going to say this but you'd probably have more luck selling voodoo doll kits than yet another jar of body butter and sex gadgetry.
I'm not continuing this discussion here, either.
Look, lady...whoever you are...that was a nice stab at a hookup. Wrong person, though. Better luck on your next stabbing.