I didn't know Americans liked boogers so much, but I'll take your word for it on that one.
Humpback, and a club foot, and a wonky eye. It's wonky, not lazy. Anything that likes to move as much as it does gets to be wonky. Oh and I have a lot of gas and my feet smell. That's probably because of the club thing. Oh and that skin rash thing that people have all over themselves. Tiny bumps. Totally gross.
You caught me, that's totally what I do. It's hard getting dates as the hunchback of California.