Sounds like some o'mine. But I dreamed I was used in an experiment to graph metal onto my bones. I was born with claws an' they can cut through literally anything right now.
Met a few gods. Had BBQ with Thor a few times. Dead not stayin' dead happens a lot. Got possessed by Satan once... don't recommend that. Don't recommend that at all.
Sounds like you got a load of bullshit too. I'll buy you a drink sometime.