Drinks, snark, smoking...? I really don't see what the bloody problem is, either. It's as though so few of them are utterly incapable of relaxing without nitpicking or pawing at everything, to death.
I don't care what sort of suit it is - suit of armour, business suit, uniform suit, lawsuit - they don't need their bloody claws all over it. It's like they have an insatiable need to mark their territory, by overrunning any male's space that happens to be cohabitating with them.
It's likely just the way of women, in general. You know what they say, never trust something that bleeds for a week and doesn't die.