My hope for the youth of...everywhere...has dwindled due to the use of 'totes'. That's not even the definition. It means:
totes - 3rd person singular present of tote Verb: Carry, wield, or convey (something heavy or substantial): "help him tote the books"; "a gun-toting loner".
Which I'm about to become on certain people's arses if people continue spelling like absolute fucking retards.