Dean|Damon
My dreams mostly involve being the guy monsters have nightmares about.
30 Days of Night vampire, Dracula style fangs vampire or Twilight sparkle not really a vampire?
Alfie?
Fuck.
Seriously?
Look, man. Nothing personal, Lucifer got the same speech, but if your fangs take over and you end up doing serious damage to him (I'm not talking like whatever emotional bullshit sometimes friends are assholes,) I will find you. We good on that?
I'd way rather stay out of the family business in this life anyway. I mean, shit, I'm gonna end up with the devil as a brother-in-law (or kind already have him as one? Angel genetics, man. Fuck if I know,) and my business partner's married to a demon. I'll just be happy if one day it sinks in that maybe the whole insta-transport thing without asking me first is a bad idea. Gettin' real sick of that crap.
That said, he wouldn't've bothered getting to know you enough where my name would've come up at all if he didn't think you were at least a decent guy. Ain't gonna throw around the word good here where the kid's concerned since...fuck, man, not even angels can measure up to that asshole.
Blah blah no beef with you, man. Just gotta look out for sunshine and light when I can.