I did find it good for a laugh before I buried it, but I tend to agree with you, Regina.
I think that would be a lovely opportunity! Working with younger students might be refreshing change of pace from young professionals. My new teaching position laudably does not begin until after the holidays so I am freelancing until then, but I believe I could work something up that would be relatively fun and simple for children.
If it is not to forward of me, I should invite you over to the house for tea and conversation when your schedule permits.