Okay. Who's having a Thanksgiving thing? I need to know where the parties are so I have crashing options.
Winchesters? Anyone? Bueller?
The perks of me crashing your Thanksgiving dinner are as follows: 1) I am actually a fabulous chef, and will help if needed. 2) I will bring dessert. 2a) Don't fuck around with 2. I make the best desserts. 3) My sparkling personality goes well with others AND fine wines.