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Edwin Jarvis is rather very intelligent. (veryintelligent) wrote in valarnet,
@ 2013-11-19 20:53:00

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bruce banner (the hulk), jarvis, johnny five, penelope garcia, regina mills (evil queen), rufus sixsmith

It's official. Even I can't get work done because of Buzzfeed.

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	queenliest 2013-11-19 11:30 pm UTC (link)
	Oh god, I just read 20 Ways Cory And Topanga Gave You Unrealistic Expectations About Relationships. Someone has to stop this madness. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	veryintelligent 2013-11-19 11:31 pm UTC (link)
	I just finished The 28 Greatest Dad Jokes Of All Time. This place is soul sucking. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	queenliest 2013-11-19 11:33 pm UTC (link)
	There needs to be a support group or something. I'd join. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	veryintelligent 2013-11-19 11:35 pm UTC (link)
	Agreed. How are people meant to get projects done on time? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	queenliest 2013-11-19 11:37 pm UTC (link)
	No one is. That's why it's a Buzzfeed conspiracy. Though it helps cure my insomnia, I find. Or sometimes the gifs are so terrible I have to back away. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	veryintelligent 2013-11-19 11:38 pm UTC (link)
	It encourages my insomnia. "Just one more article," I'll think to myself. It's worse than following links on Wikipedia. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	queenliest 2013-11-19 11:39 pm UTC (link)
	It's like Buzzfeed, Wikipedia, and Reddit are all conspiring to keep people awake and unproductive. And Pintrest, but you're probably not as interested in that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	veryintelligent 2013-11-19 11:45 pm UTC (link)
	I'll admit, I've only been on Pintrest once or twice. And I've never actually delved into Reddit. I suspect it might do me in. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	queenliest 2013-11-19 11:50 pm UTC (link)
	Pintrest is a dead zone. I could get lost in there and Reddit, that's also one of those "just one more article!" things and when you look up it's 4:00 AM. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	veryintelligent 2013-11-19 11:52 pm UTC (link)
	Then I will definitely be avoiding it. I've got enough with Buzzfeed. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	queenliest 2013-11-19 11:53 pm UTC (link)
	There's always something new on Buzzfeed too, you'll never run out of bizarre lists. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	veryintelligent 2013-11-19 11:56 pm UTC (link)
	Did you see the face swap bit? I was crying from laughing so hard. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	queenliest 2013-11-19 11:59 pm UTC (link)
	No! Which one is that? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	veryintelligent 2013-11-20 12:02 am UTC (link)
	Oh my god. Let me find it for you. Here it is. Don't say I didn't warn you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	queenliest 2013-11-20 12:06 am UTC (link)
	What even IS that! Oh my goodness, nightmares commence now. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	veryintelligent 2013-11-20 12:07 am UTC (link)
	I can't stop laughing even when I think of it. It's priceless. Technology at its finest, truly. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	queenliest 2013-11-20 12:24 am UTC (link)
	That is...so frightening. That face. It will haunt me. But oh yes, bless technology indeed. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	veryintelligent 2013-11-26 03:51 am UTC (link)
	Admittedly, if it weren't for technology I'd not have such a cushy job. But, I digress. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	all_knowing 2013-11-20 01:30 am UTC (link)
	One of us! One of us! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	veryintelligent 2013-11-23 02:32 am UTC (link)
	No, this is awful! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	all_knowing 2013-11-23 11:24 pm UTC (link)
	No, it's AMAZING. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	veryintelligent 2013-11-24 03:35 am UTC (link)
	No, not gifs! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	all_knowing 2013-11-24 05:09 am UTC (link)
	They're your weakness now, Buzzfeed addict! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	veryintelligent 2013-11-26 03:50 am UTC (link)
	It's true. I can't stop laughing at cats double-taking at balloons. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	mistergreen 2013-11-20 01:53 am UTC (link)
	Oh dear. You are doomed. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	veryintelligent 2013-11-23 02:33 am UTC (link)
	I know. And it's not even as if I can request a block on network at work, because we could all just get through it without blinking. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mistergreen 2013-11-25 03:09 am UTC (link)
	Unless of course we strove to make a learning algorithm, and stole the idea factors from the A.I. division... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	veryintelligent 2013-11-26 03:52 am UTC (link)
	Hmm, interesting thought ... I'll make a note to look into it. Alternatively, I could start behaving like a grown man. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mistergreen 2013-11-26 05:20 am UTC (link)
	Why ever would you want to do that? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	veryintelligent 2013-11-28 04:17 am UTC (link)
	Apparently it's what people do once they've hit a certain point in their careers. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mistergreen 2013-11-28 06:04 am UTC (link)
	... who told you this foul lie? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	veryintelligent 2013-11-30 08:10 pm UTC (link)
	You mean I've been mislead? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mistergreen 2013-12-01 09:38 am UTC (link)
	I think so, good man. Growing up is overrated. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	halfdoneaffair 2013-11-20 02:11 am UTC (link)
	I find myself fortunate in that I'm not that interested by pop culture? Though I do find myself sucked in by the science section of cracked dot com. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	veryintelligent 2013-11-23 02:34 am UTC (link)
	It's not even necessarily pop culture. It's the ridiculous pictures and lists that kill me. Honestly, I'm not sure you're much better off with what you do. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	halfdoneaffair 2013-11-26 06:35 am UTC (link)
	I'm really not. Because every article links to at least three more articles and you get stuck in a doom loop. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	veryintelligent 2013-11-28 04:19 am UTC (link)
	I'm afraid we're doomed. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	halfdoneaffair 2013-11-28 06:46 am UTC (link)
	We do seem to be, at that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	veryintelligent 2013-11-30 08:19 pm UTC (link)
	Alas! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	no_disassemble 2013-11-23 03:29 am UTC (link)
	I would say I can only get work done because of Buzzfeed, but since I con't actually work there, that wouldn't be strictly true. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	veryintelligent 2013-11-23 03:29 am UTC (link)
	It does nothing to lighten up the stack of paperwork that continues to grow. (Reply to this) (Parent)