Well, but it's been valuable so far. I've learned some useful lessons.
Stuff like only drink the clear liquids, since they don't have to get filtered for impurities, which makes the hangover go away faster, don't eat six and a half pot brownies in a single setting, or eat pot brownies ever, actually, getting shot is pretty painful and it sucks when nobody's there to pick you up when they discharge you, most johns back down when you pretend you're crazy, and that goes the same for anybody else on the street who you're trying to convince you're not a prostitute, and parakeets are pretty much indestructible.