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Aphrodite ([info]aphrodiseum) wrote in [info]valarnet,
@ 2013-11-11 10:24:00

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Entry tags:aphrodite, zeus

I shouldn't have had that brie before bed last night, gave me weird dreams. Like 'springing fully grown from a mix of sea foam and freshly removed dangly bits of a god, only to make it to land to be nearly sexually assaulted by somebody who looked like cousin Zachary' sort of dreams. At least I hope it was the cheese and not one of those kind of dreams like everybody else has been having.


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[info]olympianlord
2013-11-11 12:35 pm UTC (link)
I was really hoping you could avoid those dreams. I'm sorry. It gets better and worse.

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[info]aphrodiseum
2013-11-11 03:28 pm UTC (link)
You tried to rape me, how does it get worse!?!

And you ass! Why didn't you tell me this was going to happen?!?

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[info]olympianlord
2013-11-11 03:32 pm UTC (link)
It can.

Would you have believed me? Pardon me, dear cousin, but you're going to dream you're related to me and that you are a goddess and that things get really weird from there, and oh, by the way, I've dreamed of being a God?

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[info]aphrodiseum
2013-11-11 03:50 pm UTC (link)
Well, no, but still... It would have been nice to have some warning or something. Damn it, my head hurts and I'm starting to feel sick over this whole thing. Fuck this week, fuck this week with something large and sand-papery.

That guy, the 'god' with your face, he's not gonna try that again is he?

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[info]olympianlord
2013-11-11 03:54 pm UTC (link)
I'm sorry, You're right.

Yes. A few times. And then, ah... one time, dream you'll actually seek him out and, ah... they make a child.

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[info]aphrodiseum
2013-11-11 04:00 pm UTC (link)
WHAT!?! Forget the whole icky factor of being related, that's just stupid enough. But she willingly sleeps with him and has his child! What the flying fucking hell was she formed without a brain or something!?!

I love you, Zach, but goddamn it I'm gonna go scrub my skin raw with bleach and hope this icky feeling goes away.

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[info]olympianlord
2013-11-11 04:10 pm UTC (link)
The Greek Gods were an odd lot, with different ideas about what was right and wrong. Trust me in that I have no desire to emulate them or be anything like that.

I understand. My therapy bill went up a lot when I started dreaming those dreams.

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[info]aphrodiseum
2013-11-11 04:15 pm UTC (link)
I should hope so, because love you or not, you put your hands on me like that and I will castrate you.

How did you manage to tell a therapist about it and not get sent to the loony bin?

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[info]olympianlord
2013-11-11 04:18 pm UTC (link)
I have no desire to. I am happily in love and married, remember?

I have a good therapist. She basically told me that as long as I don't hurt someone or represent a threat, she is more interested in seeing what I can do. Transfiguring her desk into a fish and back might have helped. And the dojo visit. And the handwritten note from Freud.

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[info]aphrodiseum
2013-11-11 04:23 pm UTC (link)
Does Tessa know about all this? I mean the whole king of the gods, all powerful, lightning throwing thing?

And you have god-like powers then? So I'll have god-like powers? I don't seem to have them now.

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[info]olympianlord
2013-11-11 04:29 pm UTC (link)
Yes, she has her own thing. She is a Dreamer too.

I do, yes. And probably. They usually come over time. Some get them a little bit at a time, some get them all at once at the end of their dreams or some such.

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[info]aphrodiseum
2013-11-11 04:33 pm UTC (link)
A Dreamer? Good name for it I guess.

Not sure if that makes me feel better about this or not, but for the moment I think I need a drink.

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[info]olympianlord
2013-11-11 04:39 pm UTC (link)
Someone coined it and it just sort of stuck.

Look to your right, on the floor. And enjoy, with my compliments.

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[info]aphrodiseum
2013-11-11 04:52 pm UTC (link)
I'm not sure if it's terrifying or amazing that you can do that, but still, thank you, sweetheart.

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[info]olympianlord
2013-11-11 05:03 pm UTC (link)
You're welcome.

Enjoy and call me later, okay?

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[info]aphrodiseum
2013-11-11 05:07 pm UTC (link)
Sure. I'll get through part of this bottle by then, I'll be more pleasant to talk to if nothing else.

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[info]olympianlord
2013-11-15 02:09 pm UTC (link)
Heh. Either way, just remember. The dreams only have as much power as we let them have.

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