Selling people on chocolate is my natural state of being. It's hard to stop.
Yeahhhh. You really don't have to spit. You could just say "Gabe, please stop, you are the worst and I hate you now." And I'd probably get it. I mean, I'd pout a little, but hey.
But that's depressing. You don't even know me yet and we're already talking about calling it off!