I'll do that. You're not trying to impress me, so I'm sure you're telling the truth.
Well, yeah, but that's because he's in a position of authority, not because of anything else, really. Plus, he'd probably talk to me about impulse control issues or something. I just mentioned he had really nice abs when I touched them, so yeah. Idiot.
Hey, conversation's come full circle and I haven't even said my name. Alex Roivas.