1) Apology that happened in private. 2) Stuff that happened in private that wasn't at all like the things you're saying. 3) Don't use yogurt treats he likes scotch instead. 4) Stuff about the kittens I sold her last week.
I mean, I'm sure you want to make her out like she's... well another angry hamster, only female, but she wasn't really that angry ... hamster ish ... at all. Towards anyone.